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FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15th!

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.

“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.

“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.

“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.



P/s: bagus jugak kalau tutup dah terlalu banyak orang salah guna facebook ni...yang kaki game fb ni jangan cerita la lagi-lagi kaki poker haiss sampai ada yang sanggup hack fb orang lain,kebaikannya ada bukan tak ada..so kalau FB tutup aku sokong!! yeahh!



sumber: http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/27321/facebook-will-end-on-march-15th/

49 ulasan:

  1. mungkin betul, mungkin juga gimik pengasas atau pemberita...

    BalasPadam
  2. baru plan nak deactivate...well...

    BalasPadam
  3. haha tunggu dan lihat je la,so apa lagi backup la sume picture2 tu agagaga... :D

    BalasPadam
  4. Walaupun aku pengguna tegar FB, aku pun tak heran kalau dia nak tutup, walaupun aku tak rasa benda tu akan berlaku. Kurang2 pun dia bagi kat org lain handle, silap2 micro$oft yg akan sapu.

    BalasPadam
  5. ni fake.try tgk my latest post http://bit.ly/fJahar

    BalasPadam
  6. aku sokong. tapi habis lah lost contact dgn kawan2 lama balik

    BalasPadam
  7. aku rase ni gimik je.. nak kasi FB lagi feymes.. apa2 pon tunggu je 15 mac ni.. kalau betoi2 tutup.. jom ramai2 ucap selamat tinggal dunia FB.. haha! :D

    BalasPadam
  8. sama2 lah wait and see. dah lama deactivate. tapi kalo nih betul. sokong betul lah ;;)

    BalasPadam
  9. habis la semua game2 yang saya dok main selama ni.. hu3

    BalasPadam
  10. umar g ganti die..duit masyuk tu =P

    BalasPadam
  11. benarkan facebook nak ditutup??

    BalasPadam
  12. fb nak kene tutup?

    xkesah pown~ ngee~

    BalasPadam
  13. takleh bla puye article =))

    BalasPadam
  14. http://cikgumanstation.blogspot.com/2011/01/facebook-takkan-offlinelah-korang-kena.html

    Ko kena kencing ni!!! Ini berita fake!

    BalasPadam
  15. waa sume page ada topik ni!
    awesome..
    pada aku okeh kowt
    pas ni leh bukak FASTBOOK hehe.
    apa apa pun okehlah sebab da ramai owang masuk jail sebab kes saman n fitnah maut....

    BalasPadam
  16. yana pun ada baca pasal ni..tapi tak betul pun kan.. but then just imagine apa akan jadi tanpa fb??

    BalasPadam
  17. kalau dia tutup pun dah tak kesah...dia dah billionaire dah....

    BalasPadam
  18. Tersangatlah setuju.... fb banyak yang buruk berbanding yang baik pun... Cuma risau kenyataan tu setakat mainan mereka sahaja...

    BalasPadam
  19. oh terima kasih kerana info berguna ni !!!

    BalasPadam
  20. ahahaha. bagus pon tutup. tasuke dh fb.

    BalasPadam
  21. best la cam tu...janji jgn blogger yg tutup =))

    BalasPadam
  22. gimik la.. facebook ckp mne de die ttp.. tu la slalu caye sgt ngn kabar angin nie..

    BalasPadam
  23. haah.. ni fake la. cube bace kat cni kalo x caye. http://bantalbusukkau.blogspot.com/2011/01/facebook-akan-ditutup-mulai-15-mac.html

    BalasPadam
  24. caye tiap2 hr deactive fb..bukak tutup tiap2 ari..hahahah

    BalasPadam
  25. nape aku br tau nih??omg!!!!!!!!!

    BalasPadam
  26. klu dah untung berbilion bilion tk kan lah nk tutup kot..

    BalasPadam
  27. mana la clasmet haku nk menempel utk wat announcement pape nanti..

    BalasPadam
  28. oh tidak...huu xtau la nk sokong ke idok..

    BalasPadam
  29. alamak..tutup?? ha best gak kalau x asyik ngadap game je..:D

    BalasPadam
  30. ttp facebook nt nk gantikan dgn apa lak??
    footbook????aiseh!!:p

    BalasPadam
  31. fake..dlu friendster pon ckp nk tutup..tp tak tutup2 pown...ahakz..lg stu, kalau fb tutup pon, tak mati aihhh...bnyk lg sosial network yg lain..haha...xde kesan =P

    BalasPadam
  32. rasanye ni fake nyer link..sbb dalam link tu ada banyak fake² nyer berita...takkan lah Mark Zuckerberg naktutup mata pencariannya yang bernilai berjuta² bilion tu...^^'

    BalasPadam
  33. betul ke fb nk tutup?..tak dpt la lg nk tahu hal anak2 di fb...huhu

    BalasPadam
  34. pelis pelis!!!! jgn tutup FB. Waaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

    BalasPadam
  35. sokong2..dh trlmpau bk pnylhgunaannye..hoho

    BalasPadam
  36. betul ke? siasat jangan tak siasat.. :D

    BalasPadam
  37. kalau tutup pon aku tak terjejas kot...haha

    BalasPadam

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